Rebecca Loos has announced (live on TV, obviously) that she is four months pregnant. The former bisexual PA to David Beckham has revealed that she is expecting a child with a Norwegian doctor (and he's single!) and vowed that her "crazy days are over." So no more masturbating pigs on telly for La Loos!

The 31-year-old wasn't able to get through much of the interview without mentioning David (she did manage 30 seconds but that was just the time it took her to walk in and sit down) and said: "I doubt David knows anything about it."

 

It was six years ago, change the record.

 

She added: "I wasn't planning to have a child but it's going to be very loved. Becoming a mother will change everything. My years as a crazy, single woman are over."

 

And when asked how different life would have been if the child were Beckham's, she replied: "Money is wonderful but it's not everything in life. I'm very lucky to be having a child with someone I want to spend the rest of my life with.

"I prefer the idea of having a child without money but in a loving relationship and not after an affair with a lot of money but a broken family."

 

Ooooh get you. Congratulationzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....