relax people - Ronnie Wood is BACK with his girlfriend

11Ronnie WoodadvertRonnie WoodRonnie Wood and friendRonnie Wood and friendadvertRonnie Wood and friendRonnie Wood and friendRonnie WoodRonnie Wood

Ronnie WoodRonnie Wood

He's messing with my head!
Wed, 08/07/2009 - 11:30 by Mr. HM
Phew! After yesterday's traumatic discovery *points down* it appears that our early accustaions against Sir Ronnie of Wood were unfounded. I don't know why I ever doubted him. He hasn't dumped his weird Russian woman for a weirder one who cuts her own hair AFTER ALL!

There's something quite sweet about these set of pics - I'm not sure whether it's the fact that he's lent her his Ugh boots or the ever present cigarette that keeps flitting around.

Ronnie still maintains that classic 70s rock star facial expression of MAD ZANY FACE though.

Needless to say there's nothing more attractive than a woman posing by a toilet seat. Ronnie's kids must be so proud.

Well, when I say nothing I of course mean that even her smearing herself in Ronnie's poo whilst ripping out her own achilles tendon with fishooks would be more attractive. Actually, now I mention it... Back in a sec.

Celebrity Split, Ronnie Wood

Comments

  • In pic 4 she is merely pointing out where Ronnie's money went. You picked the wrong old fart my love - this one is almost bankrupt, the ugg boots are all you'll be getting until he persuades the other band members out of the sunnyridge old folks home to do another tour. Is it just me - or do they both look very smelly?

    ikoo Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:47

  • She looks like she's trying to pull the Pope's cap off in pic 7...

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 00:37

  • Is he so fucking wasted that he doesnt notice how ugly and downright Ost Bloc she looks? With all his dosh cant he find some good looking brit slag? I find it very perplexing.

    TotallySpaced Wed, 08/07/2009 - 23:24

  • Noshing off the lib dem MP?

    I say good on Ron for doing what any 60 something would do with the looks of Albert Steptoe with teeth.

    forestmonkey Wed, 08/07/2009 - 22:58

  • Good point. Where are the Cheeky Girls when we need them?

    Mr Beefy Wed, 08/07/2009 - 16:57

  • A truly repulsive lad - Skeletor number 2 but with the crawny face. Only an Eastern European prostitute would go anywhere near that thing.

    kermits Wed, 08/07/2009 - 16:48

  • how come they get to smoke indoors?!

    elbow Wed, 08/07/2009 - 12:05

  • how come they get to smoke indoors?!

    elbow Wed, 08/07/2009 - 12:05

  • A truly repulsive lad - Skeletor number 2 but with the crawny face. Only an Eastern European prostitute would go anywhere near that thing.

    kermits Wed, 08/07/2009 - 16:48

  • Good point. Where are the Cheeky Girls when we need them?

    Mr Beefy Wed, 08/07/2009 - 16:57

  • Noshing off the lib dem MP?

    I say good on Ron for doing what any 60 something would do with the looks of Albert Steptoe with teeth.

    forestmonkey Wed, 08/07/2009 - 22:58

  • Is he so fucking wasted that he doesnt notice how ugly and downright Ost Bloc she looks? With all his dosh cant he find some good looking brit slag? I find it very perplexing.

    TotallySpaced Wed, 08/07/2009 - 23:24

  • She looks like she's trying to pull the Pope's cap off in pic 7...

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 00:37

  • In pic 4 she is merely pointing out where Ronnie's money went. You picked the wrong old fart my love - this one is almost bankrupt, the ugg boots are all you'll be getting until he persuades the other band members out of the sunnyridge old folks home to do another tour. Is it just me - or do they both look very smelly?

    ikoo Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:47

Related Stories

Article Timeline