Ronnie Wood
He's messing with my head!
Wed, 08/07/2009 - 10:30 by Mr. HM
Phew! After yesterday's traumatic discovery *points down* it appears that our early accustaions against Sir Ronnie of Wood were unfounded. I don't know why I ever doubted him. He hasn't dumped his weird Russian woman for a weirder one who cuts her own hair AFTER ALL!
There's something quite sweet about these set of pics - I'm not sure whether it's the fact that he's lent her his Ugh boots or the ever present cigarette that keeps flitting around.
Ronnie still maintains that classic 70s rock star facial expression of MAD ZANY FACE though.
Needless to say there's nothing more attractive than a woman posing by a toilet seat. Ronnie's kids must be so proud.
Well, when I say nothing I of course mean that even her smearing herself in Ronnie's poo whilst ripping out her own achilles tendon with fishooks would be more attractive. Actually, now I mention it... Back in a sec.
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In pic 4 she is merely pointing out where Ronnie's money went. You picked the wrong old fart my love - this one is almost bankrupt, the ugg boots are all you'll be getting until he persuades the other band members out of the sunnyridge old folks home to do another tour. Is it just me - or do they both look very smelly?
She looks like she's trying to pull the Pope's cap off in pic 7...
Is he so fucking wasted that he doesnt notice how ugly and downright Ost Bloc she looks? With all his dosh cant he find some good looking brit slag? I find it very perplexing.
Noshing off the lib dem MP?
I say good on Ron for doing what any 60 something would do with the looks of Albert Steptoe with teeth.
Good point. Where are the Cheeky Girls when we need them?
A truly repulsive lad - Skeletor number 2 but with the crawny face. Only an Eastern European prostitute would go anywhere near that thing.
how come they get to smoke indoors?!
how come they get to smoke indoors?!
A truly repulsive lad - Skeletor number 2 but with the crawny face. Only an Eastern European prostitute would go anywhere near that thing.
Good point. Where are the Cheeky Girls when we need them?
Noshing off the lib dem MP?
I say good on Ron for doing what any 60 something would do with the looks of Albert Steptoe with teeth.
Is he so fucking wasted that he doesnt notice how ugly and downright Ost Bloc she looks? With all his dosh cant he find some good looking brit slag? I find it very perplexing.
She looks like she's trying to pull the Pope's cap off in pic 7...
In pic 4 she is merely pointing out where Ronnie's money went. You picked the wrong old fart my love - this one is almost bankrupt, the ugg boots are all you'll be getting until he persuades the other band members out of the sunnyridge old folks home to do another tour. Is it just me - or do they both look very smelly?