When God gives you a talent you must surely make the most of it. This presents difficulties for Renaissance woman Sienna Miller as she is clearly as gifted at fashion design as she is at acting. You can just insert your own scathing comment here.

Sienna declined to visit the Academy Awards (mainly as she didn't get an invite) but in her mind she was unable to attend as she was already busy with London Fashion Week and her fantastic collection of clothing named 'Twenty8Twelve', a reference to the total number of garments they have sold and the age of the buyers

 

The collection is so brilliant that it would have made headlines even if the head designer hadn't made her name by whining about Jude Law cheating on her then flashing her tits in a few films before running off with someone else's husband. Ankle-deep in her own talent, Sienna insisted,

"I'm not giving up acting, I love acting. But I also love working with my sister. We've always been two sisters playing dress-up, ever since we were kids, and we're still doing it."

 

Good on Sienna for not giving up (or even starting) on the acting, but what will be her next role? Something Shakespearian? Perhaps Sienna and Kate Moss could team up for eight weeks of 'Waiting For Godot' at the Barbican? Her place in cinematic history has already been cemented, for Sienna has already completed her role in the most literary and highbrow film of this or any other year.

 

Sienna appears as 'The Baroness' (or maybe 'the posh landed-gentry gal with a heart of gold') in a movie sure to be the sure-fire hit of the summer - a film based on the US version of the 'Action Man' doll.

 

Polish up the Academy Award for next year and ensure that the name 'Sienna Miller' is already stamped on to the base, because if there's a better film or an actress more deserving of an award than Sienna Miller for her role in 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra' then I'll eat my dinner.