Will blab for food
Tue, 17/02/2009 - 01:00 by chrisns
You may recall that we published an article which may have suggested that Rihanna's father was perhaps using his daughters savage beating at the hands of Chris Brown in order to make a quick few quid. It should be stressed that Ronald Fenty is a man of integrity, doesn't need the money and was motivated purely by the love of a father for a daughter and not for any financial gain.

Which is why he's living in his fucking car and selling items of jumble out of the back as a 'business'. That's what TV shows in Barbados are reporting after filming Fenty living in his fucking car and selling items of jumble out of the back, but Fenty told a reporter that this simply isn't true, before the going on to ask if he was going to finish those chips.

 

"It's an attempt by them (the media) to shift the focus from Chris Brown. I am really upset about the whole incident. They had me all over the TV saying that I was living in a car and was homeless. I have a home in Warrens. I don't live in this car. Rihanna has done really well as a person from a small island and I know that she is up against the heavyweights, so they will do anything to discredit her."

 

There you go - it's a conspiracy (probably put about by Chris Brown) to make it look as though Rihanna doesn't care about her family's welfare. And as for the whole 'appearing to live in his fucking car and selling jumble out of the back' misunderstanding, Fenty claims that it's just,

 

"A job I do on the side... to keep me happy."

 

Maybe the money he has gained by giving interviews from his daughter's misfortunes will help him in his 'happy' job? He can plough the money back into the business, maybe buy some new paintings of that boy crying and one day appear on a daytime TV programme. 'Cash On The Dashboard' anyone?

 

And as an aside, will one of them please show their face in public? These same pictures day after day are getting fucking boring, the selfish gits. 

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