In case you didn't know, Lindsay Lohan was attacked by a crazed PETA supporter on Friday night in Paris, having a bag of flour thrown all over her (wouldn't a bag of panda hair be more appropriate?) for having the cheek to wear fur coats, you can see it here...

 

Quite what PETA and their rabid army hope to achieve by this is open to question. Surely protesting about the abuse of dumb animals then abusing Lindsay Lohan is an act of irony that would have Alanis Morrisette's eyes lighting up. It looks as though PETA have made a huge mistake on this one. Not only are people feeling sympathetic towards Lohan, but they've also got her partner Samantha Ronson to contend with now, and her MySpace blog.

 

"I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I Take That back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across."

 

Credit where it's due - Samantha is making a lot of sense here and she should be applauded. Then she goes and fucks it all up.

 

"i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady."

 

Mmm, a lovely bag of flour for tea. There must be plenty of families shaking their heads in sadness at the waste of thirty pence worth of flour. PETA, you are food-wasting, unthinking monsters. Now the family without flour will probably go out and have a dolphin burger or fry up some lovely tiger noses for supper.

by Ian McShane