Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting twins. This is despite rumours last week that she and her comfortable-shoe wearing husband Matthew Broderick were on the verge of splitting. Oh, and all those other rumours about their marriage being a loveless one conducted under a flag of convenience.Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting twins.

Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting twins. This is according to People magazine. Therefore the anvil-faced actress and her husband, who is wetter than a fish in a monsoon, must have a healthy sex life? Well, maybe not, as they are making use of a surrogate mother (and perhaps a surrogate father) in order to produce the progeny. According to the magazine:

'The Hollywood couple announced they're "happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate."'

Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting twins. Though if the surrogate mother overloads the turkey baster and exceeds the ovulation quota there may be the possibility of triplets, or even more, but...

Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting twins. And that's all she'll pay for.