It is sadly being reported that the divine beauty that is Sarah Jessica Parker is splitting from her husband Matthew Broderick. The equine actress has been spotted around New York searching for a new place to live, so she has gone from a stable relationship to just the stable.

Star magazine are reporting that Sarah has been unable to forgive Matthew for cheating on her with a younger filly, and now that all the press junkets for 'Sex And The City - The Movie' are done she can prolong her time the limelight for slightly longer, looking miserable on magazine covers and sighing deeply whenever people ask 'Why the long face?' The magazine has not one but two 'insiders' who know Sarah's every thought.

 

"The time has come when she realizes it just isn't worth it. Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage."

 

If she'd put the curtain over her head a while ago the infidelity might never have happened. Anyway, she's out looking for a new apartment and presumably a new jockey.

 

"Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives."

 

It's so sad when couples foal out. It must have been a mare when she found out the hoof about Matthew's heart growing colt, but hay! The mane thing is she's stabl...(Sniiiip! - Ed).

 

By Ian McShane