In what is forever going to be known as the slowest celeb news day on the history of the planet, The Sun is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow isn't getting much joy out of Scarlett Johansson on the set of Ironman 2.

Gwyneth is disliking the way Scarlett's demands are wearing the crew out.

Gwyneth has gone on a two-week break because she's tired out from the "strenuous scenes". TRY WORKING IN A CALL CENTRE, LUV. She's now gone on tour with Coldplay, which to me sounds more stressful and tedious strenuous than any damn movie set.

Scarlet has been brought in to play Russian spy Natasha Romanoff, replacing Emily Blunt, who was originally tipped for the role. The infamous on set source said:

“Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”

Who talks in riddles like that? Quite the opposite? Jesus. Here's our own 'ambiguous yet leading' quote:

You'll find it in coconut, with no 2, 3 or 4. Swap the rest around, you'll be one forever more. ETC.