US singer Shania Twain was understandably devastated when her husband of 15 years Mutt Lange declared that he was away to attend to another woman's lady needs with his penis. What made the matter worse was that the woman in question, Marie-Anne Thiebaud, was one of Shania's employees, in charge of looking after her and Mutt's luxurious estate in Switzerland. Sadly Thiebaud spent less time airing the sheets and more time having her fondue stirred by Mutt, hence their decision to Alpine shack up together.

The news was reported in May, but now Shania has been seen with a dashing and handsome new man. Oddly enough he is also Swiss and a triathlete (swimming, cycling and cuckoo clock repair). And his name is…Frederick Thiebaud.

 

In a glorious move it looks as though Shania is banging the socks off the husband of the woman who ran off with her husband, the dirty Mutt. Lange is one of the most successful music producers in history with a vast personal fortune, so this raises the delicious prospect of Shania taking half of his money (she did have a 2002 single called 'Ka-ching' after all) and trading him in for a younger, fitter replacement. Who is only single because of Mutt sniffing around his wife.

 

Outstanding. Man, I feel like a lawsuit! How would Alanis Morrisette describe such a situation?

 

by Ian McShane