Shauna Sand and her boyfriend on the beach in Miami

Sandy Beach

Tue, 26/05/2009 - 14:24 by Mr. HM

The main problem with these two weirdos is their distinct lack of self respect - they could at least attempt to do some working out or plastic surgery before stripping off on the beach.

I mean - they are on Miami Beach for god's sake. Don't they realise that looking this natural and untoned goes against EVERYTHING that place stands for?

Jesus - it's disgusting. Make an effort guys - get a wax, go to the gym, consider breast augmentation - anything! You're standing out like a SORE THUMB!

Shauna Sand