Steve Jones relaxes on Cannes yacht with Hayden Panettiere

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Our Hero

Mon, 18/05/2009 - 15:18 By Mr. HM

Just in case you weren't feeling crappy enough on a Monday afternoon, along comes T4 presenter and shagger of the stars Steve Jones, who always does his best to remind you that your life sucks and will never, EVER be as good as his.

Here he is partaking in an average day in the life of Steve Jones Esq. on a yacht with Heroes star Hayden Panettiere in Cannes. What a shit eating grin. What sunshine. What a yacht. What a bastard.

I couldn't be more envious of Steve Jones' day. He'll probably get off the yacht and find the winning rollover Euromillions ticket being used as an MDMA wrap.

ps. Product placement AHOY! I don't know about you, but I feel like a refreshing drink of, oh I don't know, maybe some Neuro Sonic! So delicious, in 3 wild flavours and only 10 calories per bottle!

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COMMENTS (4)

kwebb says...

Good for him ! *whispers behind hand* "Who the fuck is she?"

kermits says...

You so know they're all posing for the paps, there's nothing natural about their happiness there.. the only thing I envy is the weather. For god sake, the weather always is better in France, end of. Oh and the ladies are classier too!

Blartmonster says...

His boat has sailed off and let's face it, he has limited appeal - he's not gifted with the wit of Stephen Fry or the adept intelligence of Paxman. Expect this cunt to be advertising car insurance very, very soon....

loiosh01 says...

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