Lose your lunch Wednesday!
Wed, 17/06/2009 - 11:07 by HM writer
The 'outrageous' Su Pollard terrified residents of North London by taking a leisurely stroll in fancy dress while sucking on hard boiled sweets from her bag of pick 'n' mix... *Loses lunch and makes mental note to avoid North London at all costs*

Su looked as though she wasn't sure whether she was on her way to a bikers' convention or a night out at Feaces nightclub in Essex...

Either way, there's no excuse for a 60-year-old to wear green socks and leopard print shoes or a studded dog collar. Or anyone, for that matter...

*Loses more lunch than yesterday...*

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    angelove Thu, 18/06/2009 - 15:36
  • It's the coverage of stories like this that have earnt Holy Moly their well deserved crown as the kings of gossip. If younger readers would like to know who Su Pollard is - she was best known for playing a likeable, ditzy, enthusiastic chalet maid in a Croft and Perry sitcom based in a 50's British summer holiday camp.

    kwebb Wed, 17/06/2009 - 22:44
  • Can you honestly imagine that in the sack? She'd be doing that inane grin and laugh every time you got near the little man in the rowing boat... I reckon she pisses herself every night

    Blartmonster Wed, 17/06/2009 - 20:24
  • Who the fuck is following Su Pollard round and taking pictures of her. There's summat seriously wrong with that.
    Saying that, I reckon she's 'an eight pinter'.

    Lady Ga Ga - here's your future.

    TheDuke09 Wed, 17/06/2009 - 17:54
  • wow, HM, you lose your lunch every time you write an article, don't you? isn't that getting a little boring now?

    fannyman Wed, 17/06/2009 - 15:59
  • Although nobody in their right mind would go near her, those are better legs that you see on a lot of women half her age. If only she was wearing a balaclava, the illusion would work much better.

    Boffer Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:34
  • Get rid of those socks and sandals, and they're not a bad pair of pins. Having said that, you see the boat race and it's regurgitation mantra time... fucking hell

    Blartmonster Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:25
  • Get rid of those socks and sandals, and they're not a bad pair of pins. Having said that, you see the boat race and it's regurgitation mantra time... fucking hell

    Blartmonster Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:25
  • Although nobody in their right mind would go near her, those are better legs that you see on a lot of women half her age. If only she was wearing a balaclava, the illusion would work much better.

    Boffer Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:34
  • wow, HM, you lose your lunch every time you write an article, don't you? isn't that getting a little boring now?

    fannyman Wed, 17/06/2009 - 15:59
  • Who the fuck is following Su Pollard round and taking pictures of her. There's summat seriously wrong with that.
    Saying that, I reckon she's 'an eight pinter'.

    Lady Ga Ga - here's your future.

    TheDuke09 Wed, 17/06/2009 - 17:54
  • Can you honestly imagine that in the sack? She'd be doing that inane grin and laugh every time you got near the little man in the rowing boat... I reckon she pisses herself every night

    Blartmonster Wed, 17/06/2009 - 20:24
  • It's the coverage of stories like this that have earnt Holy Moly their well deserved crown as the kings of gossip. If younger readers would like to know who Su Pollard is - she was best known for playing a likeable, ditzy, enthusiastic chalet maid in a Croft and Perry sitcom based in a 50's British summer holiday camp.

    kwebb Wed, 17/06/2009 - 22:44
  • Have fun, find your love for free..==.millionaire chats.c/o/m== ,where is so many hot girls and sincere man are looking for their romance there. Some celebs have accounts there, and they are very attractive there.

    angelove Thu, 18/06/2009 - 15:36