Susan Boyle comes out The Priory fighting. No not like that.

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Nae Crap
Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:32 by Mr. HM
Britain's Got Talent runner up Susan Boyle is out of rehab and ready to take on the world. Thankfully this doesn't involve stripping to the waist in a pub car park - she is being metaphorical.

Speaking to the News Of The World, she likened her stay in celeb rehab clinic The Priory as "a little holiday" (with free meds!).

"I feel bloody fantastic. I want to take on the world. I've got my sleeves up ready. From now on there's nae crap."

This horrific mental image was backed up by brother John:

"I have spoken to Susan and she is very excited and positive about the future. She told me, 'Don't worry. I'm having the time of my life.' She said she felt fantastic and couldn't wait to come back home this weekend. She was giggling away and sounded more relaxed than she has in ages. That's the thing with Susan. She suffers from these mood swings, so I hope that now she's out of the clinic she's okay."

Moodswings?! As the amazing Holy Moly mailout said on Friday, these events are nothing new...

Britain's Got Talent, Celebrity Rehab, Susan Boyle

Comments

  • i guess Simon cowell knows they are a one show/trick pony. How the fuck you gonna make a living off a dance troupe, will there be street dance/look cool at da clubz dvd's or maybe even a fitness video for mums i wonder? He must be gutted, still all the drivel in the papers will save his bankroll and keep her on the edge of everyone's lips for a few more weeks *yawns*

    elbow Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:55

  • They thought they had it in the bag. Everything came together perfectly: ant, dec, big singing mong and standing ovations.

    Ah.

    Still... those dancing chaps, on everyone's lips now aren't they? Massive boost for the show, soon to be a household name... erm, what was it again?

    *slow claps*

    dames Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:48

  • I would prefer some news about Diversity who actually won the show

    Mike Hannigan Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:47

  • sounds fuckin high to me. how long do we suffer this woman now, is there no end to it?

    elbow Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:38

  • sounds fuckin high to me. how long do we suffer this woman now, is there no end to it?

    elbow Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:38

  • I would prefer some news about Diversity who actually won the show

    Mike Hannigan Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:47

  • They thought they had it in the bag. Everything came together perfectly: ant, dec, big singing mong and standing ovations.

    Ah.

    Still... those dancing chaps, on everyone's lips now aren't they? Massive boost for the show, soon to be a household name... erm, what was it again?

    *slow claps*

    dames Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:48

  • i guess Simon cowell knows they are a one show/trick pony. How the fuck you gonna make a living off a dance troupe, will there be street dance/look cool at da clubz dvd's or maybe even a fitness video for mums i wonder? He must be gutted, still all the drivel in the papers will save his bankroll and keep her on the edge of everyone's lips for a few more weeks *yawns*

    elbow Mon, 08/06/2009 - 10:55

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