Speaking to the News Of The World, she likened her stay in celeb rehab clinic The Priory as "a little holiday" (with free meds!).

"I feel bloody fantastic. I want to take on the world. I've got my sleeves up ready. From now on there's nae crap."

This horrific mental image was backed up by brother John:

"I have spoken to Susan and she is very excited and positive about the future. She told me, 'Don't worry. I'm having the time of my life.' She said she felt fantastic and couldn't wait to come back home this weekend. She was giggling away and sounded more relaxed than she has in ages. That's the thing with Susan. She suffers from these mood swings, so I hope that now she's out of the clinic she's okay."

Moodswings?! As the amazing Holy Moly mailout said on Friday, these events are nothing new...