Watch out boys!
Fri, 05/06/2009 - 17:17 by HM writer
Susan Boyle emerged from The Priory today (and doesn't she look great?), five days after admitting herself for stress, "a lot more like herself" according to brother Gerry on GMTV this morning...

So now that she's recovered and "a lot more like herself", we'll never again have to hear about her reported foul mouthed tirades, two fingered salutes, intervention from the police, screaming abuse at strangers, four lettered rants or throwing any sort of wobbly in the near future.

Nope.

That was the old Su-Bo. Won't happen. Ever. Really. She's fine now. Seriously. Absolutely "a lot more like herself". Just look at her. Fine. FINE WE TELL YOU.

  • "You don't want to hurt me,
    But see how deep the bullet lies"

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 21:07
  • In photo 4 - she looks like she has gone to stand by the Madame Tussauds waxwork of Kate Bush and said "Quick tek ma wee picture big man."

    kwebb Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:26
  • God, I only clicked once and look what happened!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:16
  • Our messiah returns!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:14
  • Our messiah returns!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:14
  • Our messiah returns!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:14
  • I was just thinking the same, busty. Proof that she is in fact John Prescott

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 19:10
  • "foul mouthed tirades, two fingered salutes, intervention from the police, screaming abuse at strangers, four lettered rants or throwing any sort of wobbly in the near future"

    I hope Mr Holy Moly has sent his little knobjockey HMTV reporter over to interview her and show her how to login here. She sounds like our sort of people.

    BustySinclair Fri, 05/06/2009 - 18:01
  • "foul mouthed tirades, two fingered salutes, intervention from the police, screaming abuse at strangers, four lettered rants or throwing any sort of wobbly in the near future"

    I hope Mr Holy Moly has sent his little knobjockey HMTV reporter over to interview her and show her how to login here. She sounds like our sort of people.

    BustySinclair Fri, 05/06/2009 - 18:01
  • I was just thinking the same, busty. Proof that she is in fact John Prescott

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 19:10
  • Our messiah returns!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:14
  • Our messiah returns!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:14
  • Our messiah returns!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:14
  • God, I only clicked once and look what happened!

    Landlord Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:16
  • In photo 4 - she looks like she has gone to stand by the Madame Tussauds waxwork of Kate Bush and said "Quick tek ma wee picture big man."

    kwebb Fri, 05/06/2009 - 20:26
  • "You don't want to hurt me,
    But see how deep the bullet lies"

    Mr Beefy Fri, 05/06/2009 - 21:07

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