After a teary speech about Heath Ledger, a flawless rendition of Romeo & Juliet, and Davina McCall's amazingly condascending comments ("Aaw! How cute is that! He can't carry his case! LOL!) you might be forgiven for thinking that Celebrity Big Brother contestant Verne Troyer is a shy, retiring guy just trying to get ON WITH LIFE MAN!

Well, not quite. Celebrity Big Brother isn't his first attempt at reality television as this clip proves. What this clip also proves is that, yes, he's just a regular guy.

 

A regular guy who gets trashed, feels up men, then jumps on a scooter stark bollock naked before taking a piss in the middle of the hall. What a dude!