A catwalk model trying to disguise the fact she has no belly-buttton. Burn the witch, I say! Who'll join me? Yeeeah

Hugh Jackman running on a beach and looking as though he's getting hammered by an invisible Rocky Balboa. TMZ

 

Miami police have the best job in the world. WWTDD

 

Johnny Depp is the gayest, Goth-est Mad Hatter ever. Dlisted

 

Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden are totally in love. And totally aware that the cameras are watching. Laineygossip

 

The British branch of PETA should be so ashamed. PopsugarUk

 

Paris Hilton and her 'Lieutenant Columbo' eye. Dirtyrottenwhore

 

Germans rub their Hans together at a film on TV, amongst other things. Bild

 

Scarlett Jonansson in a one-way feud with Lindsay Lohan. Celebritysmackblog

 

Gwyneth Paltrow just happens to be friends with Madonna's reputed lover. Celebwarship

 

by Ian McShane