Remember when we asked who this scary man was that sang at Michael Jackson's tribute? Well, we found out...

The frightening legend is called Darryl Phinnessee (scrabble-tastic) and he not only frightened a billion people into thinking 'V' had become real, but the dude also wrote the theme tune to Frasier!

We can brush over his earlier roles in 'The Brave Little Toaster', 'I Yabba-Dabba Do!' and even "Reptilicant" (wonder why he got THAT role) now that we know our new best friend coined the imaginary menu item 'tossed salad and scrambled egg", a food dish so obviously shambolic you would never, ever see it in real life (surely the leaves would go all wilty and stuff?)

Anyway - that's who he is. Thought you'd want to know. It's been emotional - now let's move on.