Something kind of ooh, delicious!
Fri, 03/07/2009 - 09:24 by HM writer
We don't think we've ever beheld such a beautiful, or pink, cake... But who is it for? And where was the cuddly bear holding a heart that says 'I Love you' that went with it? We don't think the celebrity in question will be eating much of it. More after the jump...

The lovely Cheryl Cole, who turned 26 on Tuesday! Ashley presented this star shaped cake ('cos she's a star, get it?) with pink butterflies and roses ('cos she's a girl) all over it. And the message read:
My little star...I'll never get drunk and cheat on you again or vomit on the beige carpet. Happy Birthday, Love, Ash xx
Cheryl's mum so chose it...

  • What I find incredulous, and not slightly funny, is how this skanky madam has been rehabilitated in the eyes of the adoring British public. What she did was particularly horrific, vicious and not what I would find acceptable in a role model for kids. As for Cashley, he's just another thick footballer with allegedly dodgy sexual tastes, like a more sinister Beckham. Put it this way, if any of us were prosecuted for her crimes, we'd have been out of a job, not being feted like some fucking gooey princess. Hateful little shit.

    Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 18:34
  • You put all my thoughts into words- thank you tescopops, good job!

    kermits Fri, 03/07/2009 - 15:17
  • Cheryl's birthday sure was a classy affair, non? Between that dress and this cake (and her mum's commando muff) it was almost, almost, as dignified an event as the Tweed/Goodie nuptials. Or when the Cheeky Girls opened that pound shop.

    tescopop Fri, 03/07/2009 - 14:55
  • Blartmonster you old romantic...

    missbhavin Fri, 03/07/2009 - 13:17
  • The "Love, Ash xx" bit is a brilliant mix of formality and inarticulacy....possibly due to a mix of stupidity and homosexuality.

    unclebullshit Fri, 03/07/2009 - 11:13
  • She's his beard, he's her insurance against her ever being called "racist" again

    Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 10:22
  • A sickenly pink delicacy chosen by the world's classiest hubby.

    kermits Fri, 03/07/2009 - 09:56
  • A sickenly pink delicacy chosen by the world's classiest hubby.

    kermits Fri, 03/07/2009 - 09:56
  • She's his beard, he's her insurance against her ever being called "racist" again

    Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 10:22
  • The "Love, Ash xx" bit is a brilliant mix of formality and inarticulacy....possibly due to a mix of stupidity and homosexuality.

    unclebullshit Fri, 03/07/2009 - 11:13
  • Blartmonster you old romantic...

    missbhavin Fri, 03/07/2009 - 13:17
  • Cheryl's birthday sure was a classy affair, non? Between that dress and this cake (and her mum's commando muff) it was almost, almost, as dignified an event as the Tweed/Goodie nuptials. Or when the Cheeky Girls opened that pound shop.

    tescopop Fri, 03/07/2009 - 14:55
  • You put all my thoughts into words- thank you tescopops, good job!

    kermits Fri, 03/07/2009 - 15:17
  • What I find incredulous, and not slightly funny, is how this skanky madam has been rehabilitated in the eyes of the adoring British public. What she did was particularly horrific, vicious and not what I would find acceptable in a role model for kids. As for Cashley, he's just another thick footballer with allegedly dodgy sexual tastes, like a more sinister Beckham. Put it this way, if any of us were prosecuted for her crimes, we'd have been out of a job, not being feted like some fucking gooey princess. Hateful little shit.

    Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 18:34

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