Put Words In My Mouth
Fri, 22/05/2009 - 15:47 by Drake Scorpio
Yes, it's Friday, it's a slow news day and we all wish we were in the pub, so let's have a little game of Put Words In My Mouth to help the hours pass.

Vern Troyer was in Cannes with Lily Cole and Terry Gilliam to promote new film 'The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus', but what is on his mind as he makes these furious hand gestures?

And the winner from last week's penguin one was belms with "All those peckers, and never been kissed."

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  • ...And because her twat is this big, I can fit my whole head inside.

    Felix Duh Cat Wed, 27/05/2009 - 11:19
  • In these hands even a maggot cock looks massive

    Mr Beefy Mon, 25/05/2009 - 22:48
  • I wonder if she's into extreme insertions

    SotC1 Mon, 25/05/2009 - 15:20
  • Im dead inside.. Now that ive fucked a ginger muntbag.

    scatattack Mon, 25/05/2009 - 04:42
  • "Thank god I have a huge cock to make up for my small stature!"

    Landlord Sun, 24/05/2009 - 15:08
  • She's ginger.. hahaha!

    jollybollocks Sat, 23/05/2009 - 22:26
  • Im a hideous little troll like freak who wears mini grown up clothes, has fingers like cocks and a cock like a wotsit

    dickmarsh Sat, 23/05/2009 - 01:17
  • Thank god my huge boner is invisible

    belms Fri, 22/05/2009 - 16:58
  • "Wide vagina "

    carter Fri, 22/05/2009 - 16:15
  • "Wide vagina "

    carter Fri, 22/05/2009 - 16:15
  • Thank god my huge boner is invisible

    belms Fri, 22/05/2009 - 16:58
  • Im a hideous little troll like freak who wears mini grown up clothes, has fingers like cocks and a cock like a wotsit

    dickmarsh Sat, 23/05/2009 - 01:17
  • She's ginger.. hahaha!

    jollybollocks Sat, 23/05/2009 - 22:26
  • "Thank god I have a huge cock to make up for my small stature!"

    Landlord Sun, 24/05/2009 - 15:08
  • Im dead inside.. Now that ive fucked a ginger muntbag.

    scatattack Mon, 25/05/2009 - 04:42
  • I wonder if she's into extreme insertions

    SotC1 Mon, 25/05/2009 - 15:20
  • In these hands even a maggot cock looks massive

    Mr Beefy Mon, 25/05/2009 - 22:48
  • ...And because her twat is this big, I can fit my whole head inside.

    Felix Duh Cat Wed, 27/05/2009 - 11:19

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