Quantum of Bollocks
Thu, 07/05/2009 - 10:01 by Mr. HM
Will Smith has added his name to the list of actors lining up to play the first black James Bond. A list no-one even knew existed, possibly because it never has.
Anyway, for argument's sake, the other actors Will would have to fight for the role would be P Diddy (I shit you NOT), Jamie Foxx and Idris Elba ("Who?" - The World).
Obviously there are no quotes from this bullshit story from anyone other than Will Smith, mainly because Daniel Craig is the most successful Bond since Sean Connery and probably has no intention of leaving anytime soon.
But when asked, Will said:
"Puff probably lives the most like James Bond and Jamie Foxx got the swagger for James Bond. He can sing too, so he can add a new element to Bond, wooing the ladies. But I think I can guarantee the box office!"
P Diddy would be the worst James Bond in the history of the world, mainly because P Diddy isn't even any good at being P Diddy.
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Btw, everyone else on that list would be such a huge joke. You need a relative unknown, like Elba, or like Daniel Craig, to pull it off nowadays. Audiences are to skeptical if it's a big star. Jaime Foxx, couldn't nail the British idiosyncrasies. Will Smith, too gay. P Diddy, really? Seriously? HA! Idris Elba, dude.
Idris Elba is a British actor. He is amazing on the Wire. He would be perfect. Although he played the husband in that Beyonce cr*pfest, Obsessed, please do not judge him from that. Trust.
Idris Elba is a British actor. He is amazing on the Wire. He would be perfect. Although he played the husband in that Beyonce cr*pfest, Obsessed, please do not judge him from that. Trust.
Btw, everyone else on that list would be such a huge joke. You need a relative unknown, like Elba, or like Daniel Craig, to pull it off nowadays. Audiences are to skeptical if it's a big star. Jaime Foxx, couldn't nail the British idiosyncrasies. Will Smith, too gay. P Diddy, really? Seriously? HA! Idris Elba, dude.