We almost managed to go a whole week without a spot of unintenional nakedness. A whole week without one single breast or labia slipping the reins and making a bid for freedom. But then Nicki Minaj, a woman who likes to shock her audience at the best of times, just had to go and ruin it, brazenly displaying her left areola on Good Morning America like it was a naughty child trying to escape its cot. A cot made of horrible neon pleather.

Shame on you, Nicki Minaj. Shame. Think of the children. Those that aren't still breastfeeding, that is.