The Corner

GGRRRR! Angry angry ANGRY! HATE HATE! STAB STAB! It's OK. Sit down, long deep breaths - get it all off your magnificent, globular chests in The Corner.

beaurocracy

The world has gone PC and mad. Can't smoke here, can't drink there. You must fill out this form in triplicate and then use the rear left window otherwise your application will be terminated. If you are blind you save a whopping 25% on your tv license, but given the utter shit that the BBC, behemoth of inefficiency comes up with you would be better off taking out your ears (45% savings and no longer need to hear their dross).

The Heroes

Hey, we're all adults*- it isn't all heavy negative shit**. There are millions and millions of amazing people and things in the world and this is where they get the recognition they deserve. In your face Nobel! Fuck you Lord God! This is what the people want… *we aren't ** it is

Whoever

decided to drop Jedward, well done.

The Rules

Being Kings of gossip, we live by our own rules. You know, wipe front to back, any hole's a goal, be nice to your mum etc... Here are some of yours!

Every band/musician

will claim that their bad album didn't sell many copies because of 'poor promotion by their record label.'

The Board

If you've ever lay in bed and thought to yourself "Christ it's lonely being this perverted, foul mouthed and slightly odd. If only there was a virtual world where I could adopt an anonymous pseudonym, shave 5 years off my age, 3 inches off my waistline where people need never know I eat cereal straight from the packet for dinner." Well… knock yourself out.