The Corner

GGRRRR! Angry angry ANGRY! HATE HATE! STAB STAB! It's OK. Sit down, long deep breaths - get it all off your magnificent, globular chests in The Corner.

Jeremy Kyle

Does this lego haired twit think we are stupid? "I don't know the results, it would not be fair". 1) Why would it not be fair? Who would it not be fair on? Would it not be fair on you? Would the fact that you know the result before the rest of us suddenly make you break down with emotion half way through your lecture to Janay and Wayne? 2) Does he really expect us to believe that EVERY SINGLE DAY the last story is over in the blink of an eye and invariably "trust issues" are the reasons for the man or womans paranoia?

The Heroes

Hey, we're all adults*- it isn't all heavy negative shit**. There are millions and millions of amazing people and things in the world and this is where they get the recognition they deserve. In your face Nobel! Fuck you Lord God! This is what the people want… *we aren't ** it is

Whoever

decided to drop Jedward, well done.

The Rules

Being Kings of gossip, we live by our own rules. You know, wipe front to back, any hole's a goal, be nice to your mum etc... Here are some of yours!

Every band/musician

will claim that their bad album didn't sell many copies because of 'poor promotion by their record label.'

The Board

If you've ever lay in bed and thought to yourself "Christ it's lonely being this perverted, foul mouthed and slightly odd. If only there was a virtual world where I could adopt an anonymous pseudonym, shave 5 years off my age, 3 inches off my waistline where people need never know I eat cereal straight from the packet for dinner." Well… knock yourself out.