THE CORNER

GGRRRR! Angry angry ANGRY! HATE HATE! STAB STAB! It's OK. Sit down, long deep breaths - get it all off your magnificent, globular chests in The Corner.

So, the perfect holiday involves playing football on the beach in a cheap suit, golf with no top on, trodding in horseshit on the beach and leaving the child with the luggage at the airport? While wearing sunglasses so big they need their own postcode? Cunts.

THE HEROES

Hey, we're all adults*- it isn't all heavy negative shit**. There are millions and millions of amazing people and things in the world and this is where they get the recognition they deserve. In your face Nobel! Fuck you Lord God! This is what the people want… *we aren't ** it is

Sir Stirling Moss

You tough old bugger, if I fell that far, I'd have landed on my head.

THE RULES

Being Kings of gossip, we live by our own rules. You know, wipe front to back, any hole's a goal, be nice to your mum etc... Here are some of yours!

Men who voluntarily wear bow ties

Dont have sex and never had have sex.

THE BOARD

If you've ever lay in bed and thought to yourself "Christ it's lonely being this perverted, foul mouthed and slightly odd. If only there was a virtual world where I could adopt an anonymous pseudonym, shave 5 years off my age, 3 inches off my waistline where people need never know I eat cereal straight from the packet for dinner." Well… knock yourself out.

So....

months and months go by and all that's happened is nearly everyone's username has changed and everyone is still putting out the same old - boo hoo it's shit, boo hoo same person's been banned again, Mr HM is a cunt and remember the good old days? Is there really nowhere else on the whole internet you can possibly go to entertain yourself? Or actually come up with something...anything that doesn't fall into these categories?