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Commuters

Normally mild mannered people I'm sure who would knock you flying and trample over their grandmothers, just to make the Victoria train. It's surely better to be civil and a couple of minutes late than a great big, on-time cunt. Knock into me like that again and I'll put you under the Victoria train, you East Croydon bellend.

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kermits says...

This also applies to the numpties who, on a packed train, sit by the aisle and leave an empty seat by the window, so that you have to ask them "permission" to sit on it. You fucking retards, you're not at school and you don't own the space - just get up without moaning and let me sit down.

Blartmonster says...

Simple answer, tap the foot which is lifting from the floor as they walk into the other foot and they'll do a Cristiano Ronaldo across Platform 1. And you can nip back into the crowd no problem.... © Blart's Agitational Urban Warfare

kaklord scat says...

Maybe they were late for their train, and you're one of those tossers that insist on walking at a snails pace, probably while talking bollocks on your phone or reading a fucking book.

tescopop says...

Agreed, and further: People who walk slow/check the map/stand still/gather in groups/have massive luggage/don't stand on the correct side of the escalator/ on the tube are cunts. Or tourists.

There are many places, OP for walking slowly and leisurely. The grounds of your retirement home, for one. The Tube is NOT one of these places and one day someone is going to murder you because you're a slow walking knob jockey. Or a tourist.

dennisnilsen says...

No you won't you fucking idiot, kill someone? on your wages? Fuck off.