For fucks sake why are you here! You are all arses. You seem to enjoy ruthlessly pursuing us until we start to see you as a potential fuck, or worse a boyfriend, then you start acting like total cunts when any signs of reciprocation are shown. For your information I would never have looked twice at you had you not made it your life's ambition to get me to notice you to the point now where your face is emblazoned on my retinas. Initially I had you firmly marked as arrogant, horny as fuck, and way out of my league - however, you managed through brutal perseverence to get me to start to actually believe there was something in this mild flirtation to the point where I now have a permanent ache in my loins. I am so frustrated I am once again left with no choice but to frap off before bed time.