The office
The place that you spend a third of your life, not the TV series (save that for another time). I spent 6 happy years working in a variety of of jobs away from an office, but because of this fucking downturn/credit crunch/cocking foul up by someone else, I find myself in an office. I spend more time with some twat who makes me feel sick she's so fucking irritating and self-congratulatory (typical "Just had a great idea, I'm going to turn on my computer *every* morning!"), than I do with anyone else. And despite my best fucking efforts to run myself into redundancy, some cunts keep buying shit from me, so there's no chance of a little payout. Its not booze or fags that are getting my blood pressure high Dr.