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THE OFFICE

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The office

The place that you spend a third of your life, not the TV series (save that for another time). I spent 6 happy years working in a variety of of jobs away from an office, but because of this fucking downturn/credit crunch/cocking foul up by someone else, I find myself in an office. I spend more time with some twat who makes me feel sick she's so fucking irritating and self-congratulatory (typical "Just had a great idea, I'm going to turn on my computer *every* morning!"), than I do with anyone else. And despite my best fucking efforts to run myself into redundancy, some cunts keep buying shit from me, so there's no chance of a little payout. Its not booze or fags that are getting my blood pressure high Dr.

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joylove says...

Why not take a morning off to go the the local Job Centre and repeat this story to them?

forestmonkey says...

Actually send them shit, in a box. That'll do the trick. So what did you do beforehand; mixing concrete or hod carrying?

themonkey says...

Do you have a problem interacting with others OP?

chickenkiev says...

yes monkey, why? Looking to give me a fucking job? I'm on the market if you need a miserable, socially inept fucktard

bystander says...

I asume you now work at The Job Centre so look on the bright side you can see jobs are flooding in and pick the best for yourself

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