WITHHELD NUMBERS

Comments (18)

Withheld numbers

How bad has it become that the only way you can get somebody to pick up the phone is by withholding your number?

You sneaky, slimey, creepy cunt

COMMENTS

kermits says...

Are you a stalker??? I never ever answer any call that comes "private" , sod that. They can always jabber on my voicemail if they like. It's very likely to be Kitchens Direct anyway. Or a stalker.

DirtyDog says...

Im not a stalker, I just hate fuckers calling me up with private numbers. It is either some cunt I dont wanna talk to, or some shyster trying to flog me something

Blartmonster says...

Well my house number is ex-directory, so if I ring your fucking mobie to let you know I'm on my way round to machete you, how the fuck will you know it's me unless you answer, you arse?

DirtyDog says...

Now why the fuck would you wanna do that?

I don't think there is any reason to hide your number unless you are a recruitment consultant, work for foxtons or are a stalking cunt who probably calls up their ex after they have had a few

TheDuke09 says...

No point in him owning a machete unless he's going to use it. I wouldn't take it too personal. He always gets a tad crazy during the summer.

DirtyDog says...

Maybe sitting down for hours cold calling people from his withheld number has sent him crazy

joylove says...

I'm so poor I can't afford to display my number, you posh cunt.

claire says...

My phone's too ancient for this bollocks.

DirtyDog says...

So your still using a Sony Mars Bar then?

unclebullshit says...

Some of the language on here is appalling, you inarticulate cunts

DirtyDog says...

Fuck off uncle bullshit

unclebullshit says...

That's a pretty mindblowing reply but I was actually referring to the gratuitous swearing

joylove says...

Fuk of.

themonkey says...

Do you withhold your number so that your 'mate' will answer rather than looking at the screen and saying to themselves "Oh, not that boring cunt again?"

DirtyDog says...

Maybe they withhold their number to add an area of mystery

unclebullshit says...

I like the way you've taken the time and effort to reply to everyone who commented, like little thank-you notes to the people who turned up for your party. Aren't you a little treasure? x

DirtyDog says...

Thank you uncle bullshit, I hope you can make it along next time

rainman09 says...

you obviously haven't found the new 'stalker app' for the i phone, its twitter compatible for 'stalking on the fly'...highly reccomended