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Cristiano Ronaldo
Last seen at an Elton John concert with his mother. Probably after a light quiche supper. You priceless, mahogany-chested gaylord.
CRISTIANO RONALDO
Blartmonster says...
I heard he had also had a bottle of rosé wine with his quiche - a bottle of Mateus if I'm not mistaken, Meryl....
tescopop says...
When I imagine Ronaldo coupling with Paris hilton, I feel physically nauseous.
dickmarsh says...
Yet the thought of his violent sodomization at the hands of 4 or 5 crack addicts always brings a smile to my face.
He'd probably like it too.
Mr Beefy says...
You know I love you, Meryl, but this is a fucking mother-load of cocksnot.
Christano Ronaldo is a cunt of epic proportions.
dandyboy says...
C'mon, mahogany-chested gaylord is the funniest insult I've read on here in ages.
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