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Winkleman
Because I want to pork her, that's why.
Not very gentlemanly I know, but true nonetheless.
WINKLEMAN
forestmonkey says...
I bet she's good in the sack, even at her age.
Blartmonster says...
She's fucking permanently coked up, though, that's why she looks fucked all the time. Mate of mine was at a presentation where she was a guest, she was fucking hyper all the way through and kept pissing off to the ladies to top up on the colombian marching powder. At the end she fucked off early so she could score again, leaving lots of people very pissed off. Apparently she left a little bag behind with her talc in...
dogpas says...
Seems likely then that if you spriinkled some of the magic powder on your bell-end she would happily give you a choice of orrifice......., now which would you enter first....., & I bet you would all save that big old smile for last......
dogpas says...
Seems likely then that if you spriinkled some of the magic powder on your bell-end she would happily give you a choice of orrifice......., now which would you enter first....., & I bet you would all save that big old smile for last......
dogpas says...
Seems likely then that if you spriinkled some of the magic powder on your bell-end she would happily give you a choice of orrifice......., now which would you enter first....., & I bet you would all save that big old smile for last......
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