THE BIGGEST DOWNSIDE OF SUDDEN UNEXPECTED DEATH

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The biggest downside of sudden unexpected death

Is being denied the opportunity to delete your internet search history

COMMENTS

elbow says...

*smashes computer to pieces*

kaklord scat says...

*checks password protection on computer*

minxybbw says...

I have an agreement with one of my friends to remove my PC and the contents of my work cupboard on the event of my sudden death, but I bet the daft cunt leaves something behind for my family to be disappointed by.

merylhighground says...

Disappointed? I'd reckon there are more symbols of achievement in that cupboard than on Roger Federer's mantlepiece

minxybbw says...

I love you Meryl!

Blartmonster says...

The chances of Roger Federer having a 'mantelpiece', as you so quaintly put it, Meryl you southern tart, are about the same as him having a pine Welsh dresser in his kitchen where he might display those Franklin Mint commemmoration plates of dead nobodies like Princess Di ('Queen of Hearts' plate 32/997 was a good seller, apparently) and the inevitably up-and-coming Michael Jackson issues ('King of Pop' plate 88/3098 and 'At Home With Bubbles and a Chilled Mateus Rosé' plate 76/3552). Where do you think he lives, you daft tart, in a fucking Barratt home on the edge of Bootle, Merseyside?? He'll have a whole room dedicated to his trophies, which may be considerably bigger than the one the whinging Jock currently requires....

dandyboy says...

Minxy's work cupboard... now there's a place I bet I could learn a thing or two...

minxybbw says...

I run regular guided tours of my cupboard Dandy, i'll let you know the date for the next one and send you a complimentary ticket if you like?

*small print: All complimentary ticket holders agree to act as guniea pigs when required*

TheDuke09 says...

Dandy - it's not worth it mate. She will use you like a pet cemetry. She sewed a dead rat into my arse. I had to have a priest exorcise my bum cos of all the late night ghost-squeaking.

minxybbw says...

Fuck sake Duke, its fine that you don't want to play anymore, but don't fuck up my chances of getting a replacement.

*puts squirrel back into the freezer*

TheDuke09 says...

I have my laptop linked directly to my heart. If i die, it dies with me. No fucker are getting their hands on my 'collection'. I'm taking it to hell with me. My old buddy the devil wouldn't mind a gander at some of the shit I've got.

joylove says...

It's in my will that I want my hard disks scattered in the bushes in the local park. It's how I got my first porn, and a tradition that should be honoured.