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a Venus Fly Trap
Is the only acceptable plant a man can buy for himself, and even then its boarderline.
A VENUS FLY TRAP
TheDuke09 says...
So, are you saying that most plants are the chosen preference of women then?
I have my reasons for asking.
merylhighground says...
With so many to potentially choose from, I tend to go for the perfect specimen that needs minimum maintenance - perhaps a couple of times a year - and a bit of tethering to show it off at its best
TheDuke09 says...
Something about plant extract being good for the skin.
kaklord scat says...
No true bloke would even have the horticultural knowledge to grow a Venus fly tap. Cacti or Cress are the only acceptable plants for blokes.
merylhighground says...
I prefer the Penis Fly Trap myself. Especially when the blossom starts turning that lovely mottled blue colour
minxybbw says...
I think thats called necrophilia Meryl. Check with Duke though to be sure.
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