Correct! It's Katie Price aka Jordan. The glamour model was promoting her new lingerie range that no sane woman would be seen dead in for George at Asda in Lakeside. And reportedly she brought her kids along with her. Well, she didn't win Mum Of The Year for nothing you know!

But it wasn't all breasts and arse for Jordan, as she took a sombre moment to put on her dressing gown (black satin obviously) to sign a petition and scrawl on a copy of The Sun that Haringey social workers are wankers.

Just stick to what you're good at Jordan... actually don't do that either, we feel ill now.

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