Is Katie Holmes turning into Cherie Blair's double?<div id="teaser2">If Katie Holmes doesn't take it easy, soon she could end up looking like Cherie Blair's twin. Not a good look at all. The pair already have matching hair styles and dress sense... Here Kate is looking absolutely horrendous as she returns to her New York apartment after a matinee performance of her Broadway play. Hopefully she had a nice cup of camomile tea and went straight to bed.</div>

Amy Winehouse still recovering in the Caribbean<div id="teaser2">Perhaps Jodie Marsh can lend Amy Winehouse some of her nipple covers as Amy's nips tried to escape from her chest (and not for the first time) as she swam in the Caribbean. Amy was looking much healthier as she relaxed in the St Barts sunshine and she may have finally kicked her drug habit and seen the error of her ways (including the one where she thought Hole in The Wall made enjoyable TV viewing). <br/> <br/>She even managed to do a few handstands and push ups which must mean she's getting better (we can't do them even when we're sober).</div>

Jodie Marsh celebrates her 47th birthday!<div id="teaser2">Jodie Marsh and her grotesque bosoms were out and about during the festive season but don't think you've escaped photographic evidence of her tasteful antics, as here is our recap. Jodie wore a leopard print bra with matching tie and hat (where does that woman shop?) and some more underwear and nipple tassels to celebrate her 47th birthday (or something) at Cafe de Paris.</div>

Merry Christmas from the Cheeky Girls...<div id="teaser2">....All the way from Lapland (or somewhere in Scunthorpe!). We hope we don't see these two coming down our chimney come Christmas Eve. And a special Happy Christmas from Sarah Harding...</div>

Guess who...<div id="teaser2">No, we didn't find this by leafing through an archive of photos from 25 years ago, it's Pixie Geldof last night at soup central, Bungalow 8. The less irritating Geldof offspring (who looks like she could be the lovechild of Pete Doherty and an Ewok) was out in denim hot pants and laddered fishnets. Rock 'n' rollzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....</div>

Amy goes topless in St. Lucia with Alan Carr<div id="teaser2">It's almost Christmas and so our thoughts turn to those less fortunate than ourselves. Like Amy 'Mulled' Winehouse. She has had a dirty-fingernailed 2008 but finally seems to be listening to those around her and cleaning herself up in St. Lucia. In the sea. With Alan Carr. Amy displayed what looked like the last two Christmas puddings in the shop window and leapt about in the sea while onlookers reached for the factor 25. Just when we thought there was nothing more she could reveal about herself to the public, she does this. Happy Christmas!</div>

Jordan's Scream mask stomach<div id="teaser2">Jordan was flogging the usual old crap for George at Asda when she lifted up her top to reveal that unlike fellow 'glamour model' Nicola McLean, she is stretch mark free! Jordan may have no stretch marks to speak of but her stomach could be worn on your face come Halloween next year and be easily mistaken for the Scream mask (or is it just us?)...</div>

Jim Carrey wheels out something that used to be Jenny McCarthy to his latest film premiere.<div id="teaser2"><br /><br />Sweet Jesus! Remember those halcyon days when Jenny McCarthy presented the Big Breakfast and made us feel all funny in the mornings? <br/><br/>Well this is what living with a rubberfaced funnyman can do to you. Poor POOR Jenny - had all the life sucked out of her :(</div>

Mickey Rourke's face attends premiere<div id="teaser2">It's good to see that all the plastic surgery Mickey Rourke may or may not have had hasn't affected his face in any way (apart from the fact that he is obviously unable to move it). The actor showed off an array of different expressions at the premiere of his new film, 'The Wrestler.' And his face seems to have influenced the rest of the cast's faces too...</div>

X Factor wrap party at Movida<div id="teaser2">Get ready to wave goodbye to this year's X Factor contestants, as they enjoyed one last night out before they head straight back to obscurity (via a performance in a Carphone Warehouse in Slough). The contestants were joined by presenters Holly Willoughby and Dermot O'Leary, who couldn't have been happier to have been there. Danielle Lloyd turned up as did the cast of 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'... Soup is served!</div>