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Mon 05th January 2009
'A fart is a message to the brain that a poo is on the next train...' apparently
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Fri 26th December 2008
"Have a very teste Christmas!" Er... excuse me Alesha?
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Thu 18th December 2008
It's the Awards that everyone is talking about!
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Wed 17th December 2008
What would a Wombat want for Whistmas??
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LATEST NEWS: This is what the kids want...
Mon 05th January 2009
Is Katie Holmes turning into Cherie Blair's double?<div id="teaser2">If Katie Holmes doesn't take it easy, soon she could end up looking like Cherie Blair's twin. Not a good look at all. The pair already have matching hair styles and dress sense... Here Kate is looking absolutely horrendous as she returns to her New York apartment after a matinee performance of her Broadway play. Hopefully she had a nice cup of camomile tea and went straight to bed.</div>
Mon 05th January 2009
Amy Winehouse still recovering in the Caribbean<div id="teaser2">Perhaps Jodie Marsh can lend Amy Winehouse some of her nipple covers as Amy's nips tried to escape from her chest (and not for the first time) as she swam in the Caribbean. Amy was looking much healthier as she relaxed in the St Barts sunshine and she may have finally kicked her drug habit and seen the error of her ways (including the one where she thought Hole in The Wall made enjoyable TV viewing). <br/> <br/>She even managed to do a few handstands and push ups which must mean she's getting better (we can't do them even when we're sober).</div>
Mon 05th January 2009
Cheryl Cole says Ashley is learning to behave again<div id="teaser2">In a 'no holds barred' (trans: heavily PR-ed) cover interview with Vogue, Cheryl Cole has stated that husband Ashley has learned to keep his todger in his shorts. </div>
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Mon 05th January 2009
Tom Cruise claims Scientology cured his dyslexia<div id="teaser2">After causing the world to breathe a sigh of relief recently when he vowed to keep his wackjob Scientologist ideas to himself and stick to talking about films, Tom Cruise has already broken his New Year's resolution by blabbing to a Spanish magazine that Scientology cured his childhood dyslexia... </div>
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Mon 05th January 2009
Role Models. Another movie about kids and how hilarious they are
The passing of time has not been kind to Seann William Scott. At the age of 32, he's officially too old to play a teenager any more, which has left him not quite knowing what to do with himself: 'The Dukes of Hazzard', 'Southland Tales', 'Mr. Woodcock'... the list of cinematic filth goes on. Thank God then, for 'Role Models', in which he is entirely bearable.
Tue 30th December 2008
The Reader. Don't mention the nude scenes. It might be inappropriate.
The Holocaust. A good subject for a film about the complexities of morality, not such a good subject for an irreverent review of said film. Adapted from the 1995 novel by Bernhard Schlink and set in post-war Germany, 'The Reader' tells the story of 15-year-old Michael Berg, whose relationship with a tram driver 20 years his senior is thrown into turmoil when her previous employment as an SS guard is revealed. Mega Lulz I'm sure you'll agree.
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Tue 30th December 2008
The Strangers. The perfect movie for a festive morning
Half the best horror film of the year and half the worst social commentary of all time, 'The Strangers' is the perfect DVD movie because you can just take it out before the last 20 minutes starts and watch a few re-runs of the X-Factor instead.
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