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Mon 05th January 2009

Sharon Osbourne knocks the shit out of some bird in a bikini.

Mon 05th January 2009

Cheryl Cole says Ashley is learning to behave again

In a 'no holds barred' (trans: heavily PR-ed) cover interview with Vogue, Cheryl Cole has stated that husband Ashley has learned to keep his todger in his shorts.

Cheryl Cole says Ashley is learning to behave again<div id="teaser2">In a 'no holds barred' (trans: heavily PR-ed) cover interview with Vogue, Cheryl Cole has stated that husband Ashley has learned to keep his todger in his shorts. </div>

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Mon 05th January 2009

Tom Cruise claims Scientology cured his dyslexia

After causing the world to breathe a sigh of relief recently when he vowed to keep his wackjob Scientologist ideas to himself and stick to talking about films, Tom Cruise has already broken his New Year's resolution by blabbing to a Spanish magazine that Scientology cured his childhood dyslexia...

Tom Cruise claims Scientology cured his dyslexia<div id="teaser2">After causing the world to breathe a sigh of relief recently when he vowed to keep his wackjob Scientologist ideas to himself and stick to talking about films, Tom Cruise has already broken his New Year's resolution by blabbing to a Spanish magazine that Scientology cured his childhood dyslexia... </div>

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Mon 05th January 2009

Jade Goody fined £2,000 for not returning Marilyn Monroe dress

Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens and so our thoughts turn to former contestants. Notably not-a-racist porcine bellower Jade Goody. It's been reported that she hired a Marilyn Monroe-style frock for a fancy dress party back in April 2006. But she has still not retuned it and has run up late fees totalling £2,000.

Jade Goody fined £2,000 for not returning Marilyn Monroe dress<div id="teaser2">Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens and so our thoughts turn to former contestants. Notably not-a-racist porcine bellower Jade Goody. It's been reported that she hired a Marilyn Monroe-style frock for a fancy dress party back in April 2006. But she has still not retuned it and has run up late fees totalling £2,000. </div>

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Mon 05th January 2009

'A fart is a message to the brain that a poo is on the next train...' apparently

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Fri 26th December 2008

"Have a very teste Christmas!" Er... excuse me Alesha?

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Wed 17th December 2008

What would a Wombat want for Whistmas??

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Wed 17th December 2008

Lily Allen, Gok Wan and Claudia Winkleman under one roof, it's like Toys R Us for grown-ups.

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Anthony Blair

Posted 05 Jan 2009

The news today had nausea inducing scenes of our very own middle east peace envoy with his concerned face on after failing to interrupt his holiday as it all kicked off on his watch.
Just stop it you vapid self important cunt.

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CURRENT RATING: 56.2%

Celebrity Big Brother "race" row

Posted 05 Jan 2009

Please whoever started this shit AGAIN, do fuck off!! I couldn't care less if some numpties are alledgely racist or are making some derogatory comments on TV about white/black people. Really it doesn't affect anyone, no one gives a shit about Coolio's view on life, races, wowen etc... Is this nation so fucking bored that every year there needs to be a new "race row" pathetic scandal, all started by The Sun. As long as they keep Jade Goody and her moronic mind and views out of my face, I really do not care a bit about all those Z listers numpties in the Big Brother House.
I mean, who really wants to hear Ulrika Johnson's & Coolio's outlooks on life?!!

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CURRENT RATING: 82.6%

Cobra Beer Ad "Comedy" Writers...

Posted 04 Jan 2009

Seriously, these ads have had some money pumped into them haven't they? Occurring seemingly every 5 minutes on some channels in prime time slots, they obviously skimped on one important factor: Comedy. They're about as funny as a chili and broken glass colonic enema. If i ever meet any of the so-called "writers" i swear i'll stab them in both eyes. Smug, self-assured, funny-as-a-funeral cunts...

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CURRENT RATING: 73.1%

'Lads' and 'Tour'

Posted 03 Jan 2009

Anyone who uses the words 'Lad/s' or 'Tour' without a deep-set sense of irony. One mans 'Lads on Tour' is another mans 'cunts on shite holiday'

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CURRENT RATING: 84.4%

Pringles Select

Posted 03 Jan 2009

"It's in a bag, I wasn't expecting a bag" Well what were you expecting? A bottle, a sock or a potato skin? Everytime I see this ad, it reminds me of that Felix cat food that comes in a similar bag.I can't get it out of my head. So for that reason Pringle I will not be trying your fish inferred cunty posh crisps.Why are they also so fucking expensive? someone had them at a new year do and I shat in the bag.Wonder if they liked that flavour.

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CURRENT RATING: 84.6%

Karl Lagerfeld

Posted 02 Jan 2009

I had a look like yours once. A shirt that was too big and a suit two sizes too small. The difference is that I was a 9 year old, going to a family Wedding and not a grown man who be better displayed in the Egyptian exhibit at the British Museum. Dress like a total penis and expect the world to follow your sense of fashion? Twat.

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CURRENT RATING: 81.8%

MUSIC REVIEWS

Mon 01st December 2008

The Sugababes - No Can Do

The Sugababes - No Can Do<div id="teaser2">A refreshing change for men to be prancing around half naked</div>

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Fri 28th November 2008

Guns N Roses: Chinese Democracy

13 Years, ginger braids, no slash - worth it?

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Tue 18th November 2008

Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock feat Lil Wayne

Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock feat Lil Wayne<div id="teaser2">"Because when I arrive I bring the fire, I make you come alive, I can take you higher"</div>

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Wed 12th November 2008

Kanye West - Live at the 02

Kanye live. Meet his spaceship 'Jane'

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The Sugababes - No Can Do

A refreshing change for men to be prancing around half naked

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The Sugababes don't seem so sweet in the saucy video for their latest single 'No Can Do'. The saucy minxes have rounded up lots lovely lads to lounge around in lingerie, leaving little to the imagination!

Amelle spreads out on a floor surrounded by the muscle-bound men, while Heidi drives a car made from their burly bodies - I've never known the thought of hitch hiking to be so appealing!

I don't quite understand the part where the hunks are hanging around with lampshades on their heads but it certainly makes a refreshing (ok make that a steamy!) change for men to be prancing around half naked in a music vid - high five girls this video is mantastic!

Single out December 22.

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