Now she is bemoaning her luck again, this time regarding her terribly scarred face. Yes, that's Sienna Miller complaining about her scars. What, you didn't notice them? The Simon Weston of the acting world was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when she revealed the accident that caused her to look like Quasimodo after a fire.

"I've had some accidents. I got kicked in the face by a horse. Only I would be kicked in the face by a horse."

I'm sure there are lots of people who have been kicked in the face by a horse, but they don't tend to go on top-rated US talk shows and whine about it. The terribly-disfigured actress continued,

"People always think it's lipstick, especially make-up artists. Maybe they've covered it up. I'm hoping you can't see it. Make-up artists come and try and rub it off and there's always an awkward moment."

Well, what a bloody trouper! Despite the terrible hand dealt to Sienna by fate she's getting on with her life and bravely acting, even though there is a slight mark on her face that is sometimes (if noticed at all) mistaken for lipstick.

And somewhere out there is a horse for whom I'd buy a massive drink, a hay sandwich and as many sugarcubes as it wants, and ask if there's any chance he could have a canter past Sienna's house sometime soon.