In a Holy Moly exclusive we can reveal that ex-daytime TV host and former useless politician Robert Kilroy-Silk is to join Ant and Dec in the jungle for this year's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here".</

Yes, it's that time of the year again, time to speculate and second suess which lunatics have agreed to leave England in December for sunny Australia and resurect their careeres at the same time.

 

We have a list of the jungle contestants in front of us, but we're only allowed to reveal that ex-MP, ex-TV host ex-everything Robert Kilroy-Silk will be joining Ant & Dec for a fortnight of Bushtucker Trials(for now).

 

There are plenty of slimy unpopular creatures moping around out there so Robert, who once  accused Marks and Spencer of installing distorting mirrors in its ladies' changing rooms to produce a more flattering effect, should fit right in.

 

Having seen the others on the list, he is by no means the cringiest contestant on there, but he may be the most hated. Remember that article he wrote in the Sunday Express called 'We owe Arabs nothing' ? That 'may' come back to haunt him - again.

 

Cannot. Wait.