Evan Rachel Wood finally regains consciousness. Lindsay Lohan likes to stay in and give Sam Ronson love bites.

Jessica Alba playing a maths genius. A very dowdy maths genius. WWTDD

 

Evan Rachel Wood splits from Marilyn Manson. Apparently he looks a bit miserable. Dlisted

 

P Diddy congratulates himself again for getting Obama elected. Contactmusic

 

Kate Hudson the latest to appear in the 'Green Hat Conspiracy', the mucky thing. Laineygossip

 

Leona Lewis doesn't fancy David Beckham. What's wrong with her? PopsugarUK

 

Steve Guttenberg not seeking publicity whilst running through a park with his bollocks hanging out. Yeeeah

 

Heidi Klum abandons the Halloween costume and most of her clothes. Bild

 

Paris Hilton will not have plastic surgery. Even on that bonk-eye. Celebritysmackblog

 

Lindsay Lohan rarely goes out and loves watching TV. Honestly. Celebwarship

 

 by Ian McShane