Angelina Jolie has a secret tattoo downstairs.

And no, it's not some sort of disease, just a tattoo. A tattoo she got to impress Billy Bob Thornton on her own downstairs Billy Bob. Friday Jones, the tattoo artist who carried out the job (and actually had the cheek to demand payment for something many would do for free) told Sheckys.com

"I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like 'Tattoo me! I'm jonesing for another one,' or 'I want Billy Bob's name on me!' So I put his name down there."

That must leave Brad with a bitter taste in his mouth. At least it was just Billy Bob's name rather than a representation of his buck-toothed, simpleton head.

Sadly there are no more details, save for an delicious image.

By Ian McShane