Unfortunately, the supermarket's spokespeople are being bad sports and refusing to reveal the full outcome of the tests. And we may as well just cancel Christmas now because they've confirmed that Kerry's giant gurning face will be appearing in their Christmas ads to completely ruin the festive season.
A spokesperson said:
"Following on from Kerry Katona's appearance on the This Morning programme, we were concerned about Kerry slurring her words and her general well being. We have been working closely with her to make sure she gets the best possible support.
"This has included the services of a medical team via our corporate health scheme. We are not at liberty to disclose personal information such as the outcome of the tests. Kerry is, however, fit and well in herself and she will be monitoring the dosage of her prescription medicine carefully."
And if the thought of Kerry prancing about with a platter full of frozen foods doesn't make you feel suicidal enough, they've only added Coleen Nolan to their Christmas adverts for good measure.
"We look forward to another successful Christmas with Kerry and our other face of Iceland advertising, Coleen Nolan."
Noooooooooooooo!!!
by Mopsa



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