Surprise! Geldof marriage reportedly on the rocks.

The pair have so far managed to limp their way to a pathetic 96 days on the marriage-o-meter. The straw threatening to break the donkey's back is a monumental row where Peaches threatened to walk out.

What the spat was over exactly we don't know, but it probably had something to do with Max realising he is legally bound to an arrogant halfwit with the emotional maturity of a potato (and a coincidentally, a head to match), and Peaches' bitter disappointment that her PR stunt wedding hasn't catapulted her overnight to the top of the A list.

But for all we know, this delightful and endlessly talented couple could defy the odds and last the distance. Like her rep says:

"Like most couples, Peaches and Max have their ups and downs, and things might be said in the heat of the moment. But they are still together and not divorcing."

Hmmm. Yet, given that Geldof has already opened her slack jaw to declare that her marriage isn't going to last forever and she didn't go into it thinking that either, we reckon Max has got until Christmas - tops - before he's traded in for another rent-a-rocker, but with floppier hair, more guyliner, and crucially, tangible musical success.

by Lou Lou

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