Our favourite had to be when a reporter asked him why hip hop producer T-Pain didn't feature on the record. Kanye explained that he had recorded a vocal but when he came to mix it he couldn't locate the file on his computer. He realised this must be: "God's will. He hides things."

 

After blaming the omniscient presence for his organisational fuck up, we have no explanation for why he suddenly declared that porn stars were the greatest people in the world because:

 

"We all like sex but we're not willing to wear that badge."


Going on to explain that they had sex for all of us: "A lot of porn stars like fucking and I appreciate that because I like watching them."

 

If there was a Nobel prize for music, it would surely be Kanye's...

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