In an open letter to US President-elect Barack Obama, quite possibly written in Crayon, she says: "I think we should legalise marijuana, tax and monitor - farm hemp etc. This would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be a more secure option and save children in the long run - we should be able to farm hemp in America - it's just silly. It would create jobs and be good for the environment."
Which is obviously exactly what America's first black president wants to do as soon as he gets in to assuage the fears of worried white religious nutbag voters. Duh... Pamela also thinks child molesters should be castrated. Maybe it could even be turned into a law- based reality TV show, possibly with Pammy hosting. Flay Watch, anyone? (Sorry.)
"Government must castrate every molester - potential molester - err on the safe side. If any child pornography is found in anyone's possession, or anyone creating such atrocities, or if any child is brave enough to come forward (at any young age to bring attention to a potential molester - listen) they need to be taken very seriously and see that justice is served. The abuse is way worse than any trial could be - our children need more protection and justice seen. It needs to be PREVENTED not just punished."
So all we need is some sort of secret police force with psychics who can see into the future and people's intentions and arrest them before they can commit any crimes. Tom Cruise to the rescue!
But to be fair, even if Obama put Pammy (or even Courtney Love) in his cabinet, she surely couldn't do any more damage than Donald fucking Rumsfeld.
by Rory K
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