Guy Ritchie has reportedly refused to accept any money from Madonna's estimated 300 million squid fortune, but let's face it there's not enough money in the world to compensate seven years with the Zelda from Terrahawks look-a-like. Perhaps he made this hasty decision in the sort of state he's pictured in above - spotted leaving his beloved working man's boozer in the heart of, err, Mayfair. Anyway, Guy's largesse means that the couple will be granted a quickie divorce at the High Court tomorrow...

Which has got to be less harrowing than any other sort of quickie with Madge.

Anyway, no proper cockerney bloke would accept money from their trouble and strife would they? The pair have reportedly agreed to share joint custody of Rocco and David, with the boys spending half the time in the UK with Guy and the other half with Madge in the States. And probably any time in between with some serious jetlag. Lourdes will stay will Madge full time, the unlucky thing. The agreement is thought to have been made so that the couple can make a speedy settlement and avoid dragging it through the courts a la Macca/Mucca - which we personally think is pretty fucking selfish of them.

A 'source' said: "The priority for Guy has always been the children - he has not wanted her money."

Besides, if that whole directing thing doesn't work out for him and needs some money (on top of his reported £30m personal fortune), we're sure he can always go back to mummy Lady Amber Leighton...