Prince William should really know better than to have a piss outdoors at a public event where people can easily photograph his penis.

Not that we approve of paparazzi intrusion, but one photographer couldn't believe his luck when William whacked out the Royal wanger at a polo match and started give a golden shower to a nearby fence - not an electric one luckily - and by the looks of it he didn't need a zoom lens to capture the moment.

 

As you admire the princely pecker note his bizarre V sign holding technique (did he know he was being papped?) and then mourn the last shred of dignity for the Royal Family disappearing in the wind.

 

Pics over at Dlisted.

 

by Basko