Blake Fielder-Civil's week is going nearly as well as Gordon Ramsey's. Wino's scum stain of a husband was at the Court of Appeal this morning asking judges to please ignore all the evidence in his conviction for perverting the course of justice and attacking a pub landlord and reduce his sentence, letting him leave rehab early and get back to a lovely pile of drugs (probably). Of course, you don't get to be a judge by being an idiot so Mr Justice Pitchford presiding duly told Blake to do one back to rehab.

After hearing the verdict, Blake said: "I am disappointed but not really surprised."

 

After hearing the verdict, everyone else said: "I am delighted but not really surprised."

 

As he threw out the appeal, Mr Justice Pitchford said the court wanted to encourage him to continue with rehab, saying it is only if "these attempts are successful that he has a worthwhile future".

 

Basically, he's a worthless fuckhead and there's no way I'm letting him loose.

 

Blake didn't have the best of weekends with Amy saying that her marriage to him was effectively over.

 

Now all she needs to do is to get him so out of it that he agrees to a Guy Ritchie style divorce without getting a penny of her money and we can go back to life without having to read about this little shit anymore.

 

by Rory K