Just when you thought you couldn't possibly know any more about Peter Andre's manhood after Jordan kindly revealed it was the length (but probably not the width) of a Sky Plus remote, she's now told us it's currently sporting a healthy tan.

Yes Mum of The Year for the second year running Jordan has told us that she sunbathes completely naked so she doesn't get any lines (unfortunately she's not as accomplished with the fake tan) and so does Peter.

Jordan admitted to New magazine, as the entire nation shuddered:

"When I go on holiday you'll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked. I haven't got any lines at all! That's why I go to very private places. Peter does too. He's got a brown willy!"

And as she's incapable of not knowing when to stop, she also revealed:

"Pete prefers bigger knickers - like French knickers. He doesn't like thongs. But when he is around, my underwear doesn't stay on very long!"

Obviously we're far too mature to suggest any other reason for Peter's dick being brown...