Speaking about model Nicola, who's been flashing her boobs and her less-than-stellar intellect in the jungle for the last two weeks, Jordan said: "It's amazing how many of my friends have been ringing me up saying she's trying to be like me - the next Jordan.
"It's like she's been studying old re-runs of the series I was in, and mimicking my behaviour. It's uncanny."
Yes, it's almost as if Nicola thought - talk rubbish + wear bikini + shower + talk about breasts = millions of pounds for no discernible reason.
Uncanny!
Jordan, who met husband Peter Andre on the show in 2004, added: "I suppose it's flattering but it's obvious she's got a game plan and is being pretty devious. I don't like her."
Which is pretty much saying: "I hate myself!". Somebody contact Mr Freud.
She added: "What next? A glossy magazine shoot and her own range of clothing? It's so predictable."
So predictable. It's almost as if 'I'm A Celebrity' producers deliberately peopled their show with well-focussed-grouped stereotypes each series to maximise viewing figures.
Oh...
by Rory K
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