Brand, who is in the US doing something or other while not being on Radio 2, has been conducting his own guerilla warfare on the nether regions of Lydia, a 'socialite' who seems to have misunderstood gramps's war against the evils of communism.
Russell, of course, claimed to have upended Georgina Baillie, the granddaughter of faux-Hispanic Fawlty Towers waiter Andrew Sachs - which ended him in an ocean of hot water.
The man is sex-mad and it's probably for the best for every famous Hispanic person's granddaughter if he is immediately Castro-ated.
The SCHWINE!
by HorseWorm
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Russell Brand escorts Katy Perry's tits to an aftershow party
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Oh no - look who's in Doctor Who
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What is so damn great about Blighty?
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It's about Chocolate, Jesus said so!
COMMENTS (4)
You'd think this guy could at least just get as many female escorts as he wants.
You would think it was getting boring for Russell now. Maybe he could not pull any girls when he was younger. Anyhow he can surely afford all the
escorts in Dubai now. In fact he can probably afford to have an escort every night of the week in any city he chooses to live.
I should think that this guy would have a choice of any london escorts that he wanted?
You know that as a
london escort I find this very funny.