Faux-Dickensian Russell Brand does a sex-wriggle on top of Che Guevara's granddaughter

Che-sy lover

Thu, 27/11/2008 - 00:00 by chrisns

If lanky hairball Russell Brand could claim air miles for his 'winkle' he'd be spending the next 50 years circumnavigating the globe on Virgin Galactic. The man whose cock spends more time between other people's legs than his own has added the granddaughter of Marxist revolutionary Che Guevara to his list of conquests.

Brand, who is in the US doing something or other while not being on Radio 2, has been conducting his own guerilla warfare on the nether regions of Lydia, a 'socialite' who seems to have misunderstood gramps's war against the evils of communism.

Russell, of course, claimed to have upended Georgina Baillie, the granddaughter of faux-Hispanic Fawlty Towers waiter Andrew Sachs - which ended him in an ocean of hot water.

The man is sex-mad and it's probably for the best for every famous Hispanic person's granddaughter if he is immediately Castro-ated.

The SCHWINE!

by HorseWorm

Russell Brand

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